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Beneath the blazing sun I duelled With a sentence that could not be read, I saw his fingers flicker But I was quicker, I drew and shot him in the head. For I am the grammar Nazi, I tear bad English asunder, And every misspelling In need of quelling Will soon be six feet under. A hyphen or a tilde, An underscore, a dash, A comma misplaced Or a line misspaced Had better fear my wrath. So armed with piles of Webster's I rallied my troops around my cause, Against grammar bad I declared jihad, A war to end all wars. But the forces of darkness were much too strong And after the victors took their trophies, Then me they trailed